If I Were A Terrorist…
July 11, 2007
I would kidnap Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Then I would take them to some camp in Pakistan for intensive brainwashing, waiting for the Stockholm Syndrome to set in. Then, have them resurface, call for the media, and voila, the world can be treated to a sight of Hilton and Lohan in a burqa, demure and virtuous as Islamic women are supposed to be, decrying the corrupt culture of the West.
“I was so lost in the decadent culture of Jew-dominated Hollywood,” they would cry. “You all know how bad I was — drinking every night, whoring myself to various men, behaving like no proper woman should. Thank Allah that <insert terror group name here> interceded and rescued me from my life of shame and self-destruction.”
Not only would my terror organization instantly rocket up the charts of popularity on the so-called “Arab Street”, but quite a few Americans would start to think, “Hey, you know… those guys can’t be all bad if they finally turned Paris and Lindsay around….”
-TS
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rodblaine | August 9, 2007 at 10:02 pm
You do know that this is pretty much what actually happened with Yvonne Ridley?
See, eg, http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2006-11%2CGGLG%3Aen&q=yvonne-ridley&btnG=Search&meta= and http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/20/AR2006102001259.html.
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rodblaine | August 11, 2007 at 1:44 am
The Ridler’s just the gift that keeps on giving…
“… even as Iranian authorities extinguish independent or critical domestic media, they have created an international English-language news network that broadcasts 24 hours a day. Press TV, launched last week, is based in Tehran but has journalists around the world. Its London correspondent is Yvonne Ridley, who converted to Islam after being captured by the Taliban in 2001. She now praises the late Shamil Basayev, the Chechen warlord responsible for the Beslan school massacre, as a martyr.”
Michael Petrou, “Iran: Not the most reliable source. It’s pretty obvious the Iranian government is tuning in to the country’s just-launched 24-hour news channel,” Macleans (July 30, 2007) http://www.macleans.ca/culture/media/article.jsp?content=20070730_107340_107340